Splotchy Considers An Award

Here are some award ideas I am bandying about, inspired by the Thinking Blogger awards.

"Stinks At Frogger"
"Ball Hogger"
"Testicle Flogger"
"Asshole Jogger"
"Unscrupulous Snogger"
"Window Defogger"
"What's An Augur?"

These awards will be handed out without concern for content, style, or correct spelling/grammar/punctuation.

To receive one of the above awards, I only ask that if you some day meet me in person, that you address me as Sir Thaddeus Wifflestein.