Putting Up The Net Curtains. ("The last of the curtain twitchers")

I had over 700 views for my "Prog on Friday" post.  Thanks! 

We have been having some altercations/alterations in the bungalow.  We made an arch and been plastering and painting and we decided to put the next curtains back until we put the newly altered curtains and new rails up.

The wife put her old net curtains up:

Very feminine,  neat and tidy.

Then I put my net curtains up:

Excuse the shadow of the tablet and my hand.   

It was only when Gogglebox had gone for a break that wifey noticed the curtains,  mine in particular.

I don't  suppose I will get a job window dressing in one of those posh shops like John Lewis or Primark or Penneys?